ben's Journal [entries|friends|calendar] ben profile   friends That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor. [ userinfo | insanejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | insanejournal calendar ]

[26 Jan 2029|11:34pm] 1221 Jones Street San Francisco, CA 94109 ( Read more... ) comments • memories • edit

[16 Feb 2010|09:25pm] So I'm thinking tomorrow I will pick up smoking crack and spending extra time in front of the TV. Oh, and more sex. Anybody else? 73 comments| comments • memories • edit

[14 Feb 2010|12:49pm] Let's all have a drink in celebration of taking over pagan holidays with clubbed, stoned, and beheaded martyrs 5 comments| comments • memories • edit

[14 Feb 2010|01:53am] Who wants to be my valentine? I'll even buy a fancy dinner. I will accept male and female applications of anyone 21 and older, but I don't do the bisexual thing so keep your hands to yourself if your favorite bits dangle. 97 comments| comments • memories • edit

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